Ok, tell me if I'm warm. It was back in your college years and it only happened once, right? To top it off, it really didn't count because you were drunk and only remember half of it. I think NOT!!
If you didn't have some underlying interest, you'd have knocked him on his ass as soon as he suggested it. Even though it's been a few years, you find yourself thinking of it often, hearing that question running through the back of your head. The one ALL men ask after their first encounter: "Did that make me GAY??"
News flash: If you sucked a cock, had your cock sucked, top, bottom, in-out drunk or sober, YUP, you're GAY!! But hell, faggots need love too, right?
Now, here comes the real slap in the head. It wasn't a phase, nor simple curiousity, if you are reading THIS website. Yes, you are still gay, my friend. Just admit it, you like dick! You know you check out the dude on the Irish Spring commercial and I know the soap isn't getting you that excited. You're buddies at work wonder why the "Will and Grace" theme song is the ring tone on your cell phone. You lie, and say Karen reminds you of your mother.
It's my job to turn you into the best little cockcucker ever to wear a speedo. I will have you practice until you get it right. Got gag reflex? Well then you suck at what you are doing. (no pun intended.) Make Me proud. Swallow that piece of meat like its a Prince Penis, not a tadpole cock.
Wow, we have so much work to do. Let's get started right now!
